Saturday Plus One Week

I have one week until the garage sale. I'm starting to panic. See hated and mocking list of things not yet done:

1. packing of any kind
2. sorting of any kind
3. box buying
4. dis-as-sem-ble-ment of objects
5. moving of said un-disassembled objects

This list looks at me and tells me to get my ass in gear. The downside to List's yells and pleas is that Ass lacks ears or sound receptacles of any kind, so nothing gets done...or even started.