Okay. One of the blogs I love is having a contest to take a real-life book title and make it less than fabulous. The title that makes Ms. Wendy Molyneux (the contest controller) laugh the hardest wins 4 books that she has "deemed funny," including her own: "Everything is Wrong with You: The Modern Woman's Guide to Finding Self Confidence Through Self Loathing." See Wendy Molyneux's own list of faux titles (and the contest rules...if you feel like playing as well) here. Then, read the rest of her posts, as they are hilarious, and then bookmark her blog and add it to your daily reading. Tom and I had a grand time thinking up titles last night.
Human Soup for the Chicken's Soul
30 Minute Meals: Cooking for Little People
Mao and Other Animal Sounds
Look Me in the Brown Eye: My Life with Ass Burgers