Myself

I am a whirling dervish

I own too much jewelry

I eat an apple every day
I'm obsessed with lists

I hate people who are boring
Target is my favorite store

I think it would be fun to "walk the earth"

I love to dance at the club

I don't wear deodorant because I never need it
Someday I will learn to play the cello
I used to hate peanut butter
Everyone should sing in the car -- even those who can't carry a tune

I'm a ballerina at heart

But I'm only 5' tall
I wish I lived in Paris

I hate onions

I like to eat alone in restaurants while I read; it makes me feel mysterious
Dirty fingernails are my biggest pet peeve
I have a satin pillowcase

I never tan because I am afraid of skin damage

I crochet and sew but only in a cool modern-woman way

I take daily naps with my husband and puppy
I never wipe away my tears

I am trying to be a runner
I like storage boxes from Ikea
I always speed but never in a school zone

'Friends' is the best sitcom

Overindulgence is required at times