TV is Scary

You've had a long hard day and you want to unwind with your husband on the couch or in bed with some harmless television. Oh, wait, it's October and all the commercial breaks are riddled with scary images. It could be a commercial about "Quarantine" (coming soon to theatres) or a commercial about a newly opened haunted house, but it makes relaxation time none so relaxing. As soon as the scariness begins you have to leap up, looking all around for the remote, find it, and change the channel, all the while averting your eyes and trying to hum to block out the scary sounds. And don't forget that the TV is how the poltergeists sucked the little girl into their world.

See - thoughts like this are why I hate October.