Recently, I have been reminded of what a good driver I am and thought that I should share with the world some tips on how to be as great as me on the road.
- Always speed -- except in school zones.
- Try to stay out of the fast lane. That's where people get pulled over.
- Don't be afraid to change lanes. A lot.
- Always check your blindspot when you change lanes.
- Wear sunglasses to improve visibility.
- Take advantage of "stop time" by checking Facebook, playing Words with Friends, or texting.
- If it's yellow, you can make it.
- Don't be afraid to use your horn.
- If someone wants to go faster than you, just get out of their way. I hate people who think it's their job to regulate my speed.
- And last: always wear your seat belt. ALL THE TIME.
1 comment:
heh, like, yellow means speed up, not slow down? :D
Post a Comment