Thursday, August 19

How to Be a Good Driver

Recently, I have been reminded of what a good driver I am and thought that I should share with the world some tips on how to be as great as me on the road.
  • Always speed -- except in school zones.
  • Try to stay out of the fast lane. That's where people get pulled over.
  • Don't be afraid to change lanes. A lot.
  • Always check your blindspot when you change lanes.
  • Wear sunglasses to improve visibility.
  • Take advantage of "stop time" by checking Facebook, playing Words with Friends, or texting.
  • If it's yellow, you can make it.
  • Don't be afraid to use your horn.
  • If someone wants to go faster than you, just get out of their way. I hate people who think it's their job to regulate my speed.
  • And last: always wear your seat belt. ALL THE TIME.

1 comment:

alex, nanette, aoi-chan :) said...

heh, like, yellow means speed up, not slow down? :D