- I made spoon pens (pens with spoons super-glued to them as an anti-theft device) for the office, upon which I drew little friendly faces; the one with the kitty has already been stolen. People are such assholes.
- I look super fat in these pants.
- I can't stop thinking about The China Study and how I must stop myself, family, and friends from eating animal protein so that we may all live long, healthy lives.
- My hair has a weird bump in it.
- The library charged my late book as "lost" so now I have to fight with the librarians.
- The coworker I hate has been put in charge of a project, making him very snarky.
- That terrible JLo song "On the Floor" is stuck in my head.
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